Thursday, July 2, 2015

Help Wanted: Domestic Servant


Position immediately available: Live-in valet/chef

Qualifications: In charge of food purchasing, meal planning & service & clean-up, private servant duties, including regular brushing and fur maintenance, tw
ice-a-day playtimes, box scooping; daily secretarial duties required: familiarity with Photoshop a plus. Must be willing to fire current Staff before assuming position.

Compensation:  Generous

Start date:  ASAP

References required

NB: Must be willing to follow precise orders regarding further visits to Park Animal Hospital™ for ::shudder:: extractions. Those orders will be: NOT.GOING.ANYWHERE. 

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Friendless Fritzie!

Ha ha ha! Today was the very last visit and the Human came home to me! #triumphant
Fritzie's people come home tomorrow and I will never allow the Human to darken their doorway again! 

Monday, June 29, 2015

I Can't Wait for Wednesday!












Now I ask you, Kitties, in the name of all that is good and holy, can I really be expected to compete with this?
Don't hate me because I am handsome and sweet and floofy!


Sunday, June 28, 2015

Halp?































So, I ask you, Kitties: Am I enjoying this cuddle, or being held captive against my furry little will? You be the judge.

Sunday Selfies: Kitty Dreams




Saturday, June 27, 2015

Mixed Emotions

(Let's deal with the obvious first: It is Caturday and I am not even *in* this picture. It is a prima facie outrage.)

All right, with that out of the way, the Human is posting this picture (taken about three blocks from her school) to vent her spleen (or whatever bodily organ is appropriate on a kitten-friendly, PG blog) about a recent local phenomenon called "Parklets," which have popped up all over town in the past 12 months or so.
Yes, they are cute and convenient, and yes, they "humanize" the urban landscape (like that is a good thing? --Ed.), but as any right-thinking person can plainly see, they eliminate two or three primo parking places in one fell swoop. 
So although the Human acknowledges the human-friendly aspect of these little sidewalk oases, still she says, "Ouch."

Friday, June 26, 2015

Our Friend Fritzie

So Fritzie's irresponsible People went gallivanting off to Alaska. Phffft! Poor sweetie! (Wait--what am I saying?) 
Fritzie is a dangerous kitty, my friends. He's almost as handsome as me, he is comfortably plump and soft and floofy, and he is a total slut. He is raising the Human's expectations to an unacceptable level.

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And kudos to the Supreme Court
for getting it done today! They did the right thing--
for the second time this week!