Monday, July 24, 2017

Sometimes I Sits & Ponders Stuff
& Other Times I Just Sits


So which is it today? 

Well, believe me, I have plenty of ponderable material over here, but it is just as likely I am in a Zen-like trance.

I think I look floofy and confident, Kingly in fact, in this picture. What's going on inside my little quite sizable brain is my business. For now. 

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Late-Breaking Sunday Selfie:
Playtime Is Preytime!

Thirty seconds of tedium followed by 10 seconds 
of mayhem! We tried all day (really) to shave some
time off the beginning, but YouTube wasn't having
any of that.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

                    The Human's Visit to the Kit Tea Cafe:
                                     Oh, the Betrayal!

This nice lady in the beige fell in love with a sweet orange kitty,
who loved her right back. It seems other ornj kitties felt the same.
This is Uncle Ron who is a bit of a Feline Dandy. He likes clothes, 
he likes looking out the window, and worst of all
he likes my Human.
Oh, but Kitties, it was seeing the photographic evidence 
of this handsome boy that brought me low. 
Just LOOK at him, Kitties! Can you spell "Doppelganger"?

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

A Study of the Functionality of the White Chair

To what better purpose can this chair be put, I ask you?
So she thinks I have "damaged" her nice chair. I say 
since it can still be used for all the normal purposes 
of a chair, it is not "damaged" at all.  Q.E.D.


Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Shhhhh: The Humans Are Making Art

So the Human and a friend went to the Museum of Modern Art this afternoon. It was partly wonderful and partly, well, maybe "around the bend" is a good phrase.

In one gallery a sort of street scene had been arranged (see below), complete with body-on-the-sidewalk. A well-meaning museum patron apparently didn't get the message though, and inquired repeatedly whether he was all right. He moved not a muscle, but the gallery attendant approached her, and in a portentous whisper explained, "Don't speak to him. He's performing."

Oh. Well, then, pass the popcorn

Monday, July 17, 2017

                   Ghost Kitty Disdains Your Overtures

So I am glad you enjoyed your nice day trip down the coast
yesterday, a beautiful warm afternoon, the ocean glinting 
in the sunlight, live music on the restaurant patio, a leisurely
drive home--sheer bliss. Glad you enjoyed yourselves.
But nuffing brought home for the Kitty? Un-for-giv-a-ble.