Tuesday, May 3, 2016

You Has a Closet

Would you like me 
to show you 
how to use it?

As it happens,
I have a few minutes
right now.

Monday, May 2, 2016


The Human just spent 49-1/2 minutes trying to get this little black speckly effect to work and in the end she had to do it in the most inefficient and WRONG way possible, and it's not even worth it cause she used such a bad picture to begin with. Cute speckly frames ain't never going to make a bad picture better. 

You'd think she would've learned that lesson by now, huh?

Well, I look grumpy enough for both of us.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

                     Splish-Splash! I Was Takin' My Baff

Cleanliness is next to Kingliness in my book. 
And what kitty would not agree with that?

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Sunday Selfie: Sleepy Slumberland

The Human says I'm her little Muffin Man today. 

::eye roll::

Well, I am fast asleep so her baby talk embarrasses only her.

Friday, April 29, 2016

The Good Boy

Spittola is DispleaseD that some of you do not consider him a candidate for the sobriquet "Good Boy."  He'll be visiting you later to set you straight. Best be prepared.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Feelin' Groovy

Slow down! I was movin' too fast.
I had to make the funtimes last.
Just kicking 'round my favorite toys,
Looking for fun and bein' a good boy!

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

I See What You Did There

and I am shocked, I tell you, shocked! It is truly appalling what people decide to do out there on the public sidewalk. 

They prance around half-naked (and believe me, Kitties, they don't look half as good as we do in their birfday suits), their eyes glaze over as they babble into some tooth in their ear (and WTF is *that* about? I mean, it doesn't look anything like any toof I ever saw), and they leave a trail of ashes and paper and spittle and masticated rubber behind them. Really, they're disgusting.