Monday, September 22, 2014

Messy Monday

Mmmmmm, nommy grass!

What's not so nommy is the Giant Mess on the built-in shelves behind me. 

And look!

Now it has spilled over onto the little tea cart to the right. Soon it will take over the dining room, and then where will I eat my grass???

Sunday, September 21, 2014

At Last + Late Sunday Selfie

So the new machine arrived. and at least the Human had the decency to put me on the screen right away. We are gradually becoming accustomed to the large display (good) and the overly-sensitive mousepad (bad). See the painting of me Nellie's Mom made? Aren't I adorable I mean, Isn't she talented?

Saturday, September 20, 2014

No Inventory: It Is What It Is

Hello, Kitties. Here I am again, working hard to keep up my end of the posting bargain while the Human continues to sulk. 
We don't really gots a photo backlog anymore so, for awhile, if the Human doesn't get a good picture, we don't gots much to choose from! This means you gets what you gets
Also, the Human was very fond of Photoshop Elements 7, but the CD is so old it won't load on newer computers. Rats
So she had to download a trial of Photoshop Elements 12 which is mostly fine except she is having trouble with certain tools, like the clone stamp and even contrast. Rats again
So I am not looking as flawless as I usually do by the time she finishes 'shopping me up. Rats³.

P.S. And my eyebrows are having a party!

Friday, September 19, 2014

Dangly-Footed Friday

Those inclined to be cruel might choose to compare this adorable picture taken a mere four days ago with the years-old photos I posted last Sunday and Monday.

Those who make such comparisons might well note that I am now more Kingly, more substantial, more statesmanlike.     

I have, as they say, gravitas. Or maybe it's just gravity. Well, whatever.

Dinner was delicious.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Can You Even Believe It?

My first real post after weeks and weeks and WEEKS of frusteration, and the Human decides we should post a little Block Pawty video in which *I*, the eponymous Spitty of SpittySpeaks, do not even appear? Not even as a damn cameo? Phffft.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014


It came!

But it will probably take us a couple days to get organized.

But . . . we has a computer again!

Can you tell how excited I am?

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Tap, Tap, Tap . . .La, La, La . . . Hum, Hum, Hum

Estimated delivery :
Wed 9/17/2014

XPS 15

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!