Monday, June 27, 2016

I Look Good Enough to Eat

Or at least that's what the Human says.

I dunno. It sounds a little, uh, creepy to me.

Do your Humans ever say weird stuff that makes you wonder whether it's safe to snooze with both eyes closed?

I'm not sure I want to be "scrumptious."

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Sunday Selfie: Spitty Is Stretchy

Ah, Kitties, life is good, despite the occasional tiny intruder.

For those who wonder where the, uh, unwelcome "visitors" have come from, I posit two explanations:

(1) The Stoopy Human brought them in on her shoes or clothing;


(2) Although I am an Only Cat, there *are* other kitties in the building, some of whom are indoor/outdoor, and there may be ::shhhhhhh:: critters loose in the hallways.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

                                 Behold: I Am Spittola

Lord of the Fleas

The Human is using a judicious combination of Advantage, frequent vacuuming & eternal vigilance to see if we can avoid The Bomb. Guerrilla warfare continues.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Watchoo Lookin' At, Human Lady?

Sooooooo there I was, relaxing my potentially-still-flea-harboring floofy body on the white chair. You wanna make something of it?

Well, do you?

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Stealth Factor Grade: D-

According to the Human, I was saved from an F grade because I can be soooooooo silent that it counts as extra stealth.

You can't see me if you don't know where to look.

Monday, June 20, 2016

The Human Says . . .

this looks SO uncomfortables but I know you'll agree it is a delightful po-zish.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Sprawling Sunday Selfie

Well, Kitties, I know it sounds wimpy to those of you in truly sultry climates, but it was a hideous 82 degrees today and honestly, I really don't care for that. I needed to sprawl unconscious in my beddie for a good part of the day. I don't know *what* the Human did with herself, but at least she's not covered in fur, *beautiful* fur, you understand. But unremovable.