Thursday, July 14, 2016

How Pinkie Lost His Tailio



Extract from defendant's deposition in the matter of Pinkie v. HRM Spitty I:

Q:  And just how did the plaintiff come to be so grievously & egregiously maimed?

A:  Um, accidents happen.

18 comments:

da tabbies o trout towne said...

R.O.T.F.L.R.C.A.O. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺♥♥♥♥♥

Photo Cache said...

Your lips are sealed.....by yummy fancy feast?

Emma and Buster

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Sounds like a good answer to me!

Megan said...

C'mon Spitty - we know that you can be much more articulate than that. Pop in some multisyllabic words, a Latin phrase or two and in no time you'll have them all convinced that Pinkie wanted - was begging - to lose his tail and that whoever assisted him achieve this goal was doing something noble and honourable.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL!

Brian's Home Blog said...

It was just a mouse tail fail Spitty!

The Whiskeratti said...

That's your story and you're sticking to it.

The Island Cats said...

If we didn't know better, we'd say Zoey did it. That looks like her handiwork.

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! Pinky got a Tailectemy! Hope he got some good drugs to knock him out first.

Catio Tales said...

Surely self defence ?

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

OR obviously poor materials. Pinkie SHOULD HAVE KNOWN that he had a loose tail. The fault is "per specto" and "irbovio", etc i.e, (inter etcetera) not yer fault.

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

Poor Pinkie =)

Eastside Cats said...

Pinkie didn't need that long of a talio, really...

Kitties Blue said...

Definitely an accident based on our experience! Happens here all the time. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Terri said...

Jenna would have eaten the evidence. Would be hard to prove after that!

Katie Isabella said...

I am an Attorney if you need one, Spitty.

pilch92 said...

You are too funny Spitty.

Ivan from WMD said...

Spitty, I would blame the Ghost of William in your testimony. He was notorious for biting off the tails of toys, including a neat radio controlled mouse who perished almost on contact. Who's to say he didn't visit your toy?